Candi's Best Quotes of the Week

Best Quotes of the Week so far...

In school:

In history
Teacher: (talking about the spanish armada) 150 ships from venice, 1 from florence,
Some guy in my form: HAHA 1 SHIP.
Me: *in spanish accent* THAT'LL GET THE BRITISH!
Some guy: Couldnt afford anymore.
Me: Tight larrys.

I overheard some guys in my form talking about 'GTA'
Me: GTA? Is that Grand Theft Auto?
Guy: Yeah. Wait. HOW DO YOU KNOW?
Me: What do you mean?
Guy: You're a girl.
Me: ...A girl who play vide games.
Guy: Good point.


I keep teasing mark by saying he fancies this guy in our form.
Mark: You keep mentioning that guy, do YOU fancy him or something?
Me: No but you do.


On youtube
I was watching a playthrough of a game and this guy doing the playthrough kept throwing in all these comments i nthe gameplayt. It was hilarious

One character to main character: Man you look like shit.
Guy doing the playthrough: *pretending to be main character* YEAH I FEEL LIKE BALLS!

*Scene with zombies running in*
Guy doing the playthrough: THIS IS WHAT TANNING WILL DO TO YOU!

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Yeah